King Clovis is still REALLY busy being fuckin sweet and choppin off heads, but the church won’t stop sassing him about who the hell knows what.

While the Roman Empire is busy imploding, the Frankish barbarians decide it’s time to go conquer some of their shit

Some people are debating over whether or not Peter was actually great. These people are fucking idiots.

Though the barbarians were collectively pretty bitchin, they weren’t all the same.

Tsar Alexei (1650) – The first in a long line of badasses