Now that their religion is outlawed, Christian Jews put a lot of effort into distancing themselves from regular Jews, because at this point everybody just hates those for no real reason.

So the Romans conquered the Jewish people like forever ago but that’s how the empire converted to Christianity so I guess we’ve gotta talk about it.

King Clovis is still REALLY busy being fuckin sweet and choppin off heads, but the church won’t stop sassing him about who the hell knows what.

While the Roman Empire is busy imploding, the Frankish barbarians decide it’s time to go conquer some of their shit

Though the barbarians were collectively pretty bitchin, they weren’t all the same.