King Clovis Thinks Christianity is Silly

King Clovis is still REALLY busy being fuckin sweet and choppin off heads, but the church won’t stop sassing him about who the hell knows what.

King Clovis Has No Time For Your Bullshit

While the Roman Empire is busy imploding, the Frankish barbarians decide it’s time to go conquer some of their shit

Peter the Motherfucking Great

Some people are debating over whether or not Peter was actually great. These people are fucking idiots.

Are You Tired of Barbarians Yet? Me Neither.

Though the barbarians were collectively pretty bitchin, they weren’t all the same.

Russian People Murder Each Other Like Way Too Often

Tsar Alexei (1650) – The first in a long line of badasses